WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Frank Miller's comic-books twisted into one of those interweaving plot thingies, where corrupt cops, maddened vigilantes and lethal femmes roam the city streets.

ANY GOOD? Better than doing a big poo when you're desperate.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'F**k me, that was a bit good.'

ALSO: 'F**k me, that was a bit violent!'

BEST THING: Seeing Jessica Alba, Brittany Murphy and Roasario Dawson all dressed up in cowgirl/bondage attire for the price of a cinema ticket.