WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Hitman Statham gets pumped full of poison, meaning he'll croak it if his heartbeat drops below a certain level. Cue up-tempo, non-stop, chest-thumping revenge mission jobby.

ANY GOOD? With action and silly humour cranked to the max, this lives up to its name more than 'Webcam Strippers Take Their Clothes Off And Wiggle Their Heaving Boobs, Volume 7'.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'Speed for biology students!'

REASON TO WATCH: Improvised cinematic killing for 90 minutes. Enjoyable!