WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Promising Jedi Knight completes his transfer to the Dark Side via lots of dramatic action sequences and political subplots. Ends up with nifty black suit and troublesome breathing problems.

ANY GOOD? Literally 1,349,927 times better than its two predecessors, with splendidly dark overtones.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'Rejoice! A new Star Wars film that isn't shite!'

BEST THINGS: Yoda. Plus the way all the individual plots weave together to form one cohesive ending is - and we have to hand it to 'the beard' - quite impressive.