WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Documentary about '70s US wonder team, comprising of Pele, Cruyff and Beckenbauer. Decidedly inferior to a team of Bramble, Butt and Boumsong. (Not).

ANY GOOD? It's ace, with plenty of breathtaking football skill-ery. Even the (many) talking bits didn't send us to snoozey land.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'Their players may be older than the Boro squad, but Mourinho will still watch with envy!'

REASON TO WATCH: It's like the team from Escape To Victory, but for real and without Sly Stallone in goal.