To be honest: Look, it's a dumbass action flick. From the heated training sequences to the final op where they try and stop a bunch of mercenaries springing euro crime boss Olivier Martinez (yes, him what's shagging Kylie), this is prime brain-free multiplex fodder. But hey! Who really cares? Farrell and Jackson are great as the lippy rookie and his badass mentor figure, Rodriguez brings a little hard-bitten sexiness to the squad and director Clark Johnson (of TV's The Shield fame) manages to bolt just enough realism onto the bullet-filled fantasy for you not to drift off into la-la land too often. Even when someone starts using a rocket launcher. Lock and load...