Basic Instinct 2

WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Pervy 'is she or isn't she' thriller with plenty of leg-crossing and bondage. This sequel swaps Michael Douglas' hanging scrotal jowls for top Brit actor David Morrissey.

ANY GOOD? The fact that Sharon Stone still makes the elastic in our pants stretch at the age of 72 means it's worth the punt. Inevitable weak script though.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'Great nostalgia! Reminds you off the time when you were too young to buy porn...'

REASON TO WATCH: For the thrill and danger of pulling your pud in a public cinema! (Please note: We do not condone such behaviour).