WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Backpackers are kindly recommended a hostel in Slovakia. Unfortunately, it's only good if you enjoy extreme torture, hacked body parts and cheap surgery.

ANY GOOD? Good? It's bloody horrible. A great date movie if you want to force a dumping.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'You'll never complain about cockroaches in backstreet accomodation again'

REASON TO WATCH: You've just devoured a lamb bhuna and reckon it would be great fun to retch it back out. It makes pretty patterns on the floor!