WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Rival gangsters mistake a mouthy stranger for a gambling liability, and order him to perform dangerous tasks. Like shooting people!

ANY GOOD? Seems a bit ridiculous at first, but comes together like an American 'Lock, Stock...' minus all the cocky cockney malarkey. Sweet as, my son.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'Clever assassin-y stuff that'll make you go 'ooooooh' in a big, impressed way 'cos that's just the type of guy you are.'

REASON TO WATCH: Bruce Willis in The Jackal changed your life, and you've refused to wash again until he plays an identical role in another film. In which case, watch this, you smelly git.