WHAT'S IT ABOUT? High school tubster declares his love for best mate, gets blown out, then returns 10 years later as a high-flying, model-shagging record exec.

ANY GOOD? Horribly predictable but the performances make it funny.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'It's The Ugly Duckling retold in the style of American Pie!'

REASON TO WATCH: You're desperately trying to get  jiggy with a female friend, and think that this film might make her see you in a different light. (Preferably a bedroom one).