WHAT'S IT ABOUT? A thief masquerading as an actor, ends up under the wing of a gay detective, then lusts after a leggy blonde. Ruffle all that up with a murder mystery involving severed fingers and bingo...action comedy!

ANY GOOD? It's written by the Lethal Weapon and Long Kiss Goodnight man, and this one's stuffed full of witty dialogue, perverse encounters and rip-roaring punch-ups.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'So good you'll want to snog it and then, um, bang it (if you're particularly perverted)'.

REASON TO WATCH: Michelle Monaghan's legs. More suckable than chocolate lollipops!

FREEBIES: We've got 10 trios of Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang tees, sweaters and caps to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 17th November 2005