15 things we learnt from watching Green Hornet 3D

- The Green Hornet's "Black Beauty" (an indestructible 1964-1966 Chrysler Imperial) comes second only to the Batmobile.

- If you're gonna be an inner city Crimleord you really need a name that strikes fear into people and which the natives can easily pronounce.

- A shon di who makes the World's Greatest Cup of Coffee is a good shon di.

- A shon di who makes the World's Greatest Cup of Coffee and delivers it to you in bed every morning is a very good shon di.

- A shon di who makes the World's Greatest Cup of Coffee and delivers it to you in bed every morning and is a martial arts expert who can manufacture bespoke weaponry to watch your back is a must-have shon di.

- Shon di means "brother" in Kato language.

- Punching people whilst they're treading water is funny.

- Ejector seats come in right handy on occasion.

- Some of Hollywood's Casting Directors actually do earn their dough.

- "There's two things I like about you - BALLS!" is an excellnt line.

- Edward Furlong is still alive (see if you can spot him).

- [Adopts Debrett's-type posh voice] Green's really not an easy colour for the modern gent to pull off. (But the "Olive Hornet" sounds rubbish.)

- It's not always counter-productive to argue during a gunfight.

- Shooting the merry shit out of your own office looks far too much fun.

- IF ANY ACTION/SUPER HERO/COMEDY MOVIE TOPS THIS IN 2011 IT'LL HAVE TO BE RATHER GOOD.