WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Buffy creator's action binge about a space pirate cap'n, and his attempts to protect a psychic from the clutches of tyrannous evil. Oh you've heard it all before. Cynical git.

ANY GOOD? The first 30 mins left us gasping for breath, which meant we spent the last hour convulsing on the floor. Apparently, the rest of it wasn't quite so fast, but still darn' fine nontheless.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'So sharp, it'll stab you in the eye!'

REASON TO WATCH: You love special effects and sci-fi so much, that you'll soil the cinema seat in happiness...and then snigger at the person who has to sit there next.