WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Surreal anti-war shenanigans as Corporal 'Jason Biggs' is mistakenly dropped at an army base in Greenland, and has his identity rudely snatched. And, um, there's an affair. And some other stuff.

ANY GOOD? It's bloody odd, but certainly more enjoyable than having your underwear vinegarated in wet kipper juice and welded against your manhood.

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'The most cutting anti-war satire since Catch 22...! And M*A*S*H...! And, er Three Kings! And...any others?'

REASON TO WATCH: The nights are getting shorter and daytime is (temporarily) 24/7 bright in Greenland. It'll be like a holiday for the price of a cinema ticket. Well, for some of the film.