The Look: 1987 side-scrolling video game bad guy meets circus strongman from tiny village in Ukraine meets thrash metal guitarist.
HAIRSPRAY (2007)
The Look: A retired Carlos Tevez meets your first pull, likely to be called Bertha, Brenda or something else beginning with 'B', meets the friendly dinner lady from school who always worked the 'chips' end.
BATTLEFIELD EARTH (2000)
The Look: A half-arsed Star Trek Klingon fancy dress effort meets the Glastonbury hippy who's most likely to steal your drugs meets Sunderland manager Steve Bruce meets a giant egg.
PULP FICTION (1994)
The Look: 1988 advertising twat meets 1987 yuppie meets stoned undertaker meets ex-Glasgow Rangers striker Mark Hateley.
STAYING ALIVE (1983)
The Look: Regular west London sauna client meets Rocky Balboa's bisexual younger brother with half of '80s comedy duo Cannon and Ball strapped round his dinky.
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