Hit him on the nose and he'll shit himself.

Visual Aesthetic: 8.1

Wacky Dress Sense: 5

Freak Factor: 7.9

Check out this scruffy sod. Has clearly consumed far too many drugs in his younger years.

Visual Aesthetic: 8.5

Wacky Dress Sense: 7

Freak Factor: 8

Looks like someone who should work in a village hardware store, I have no idea why I think this way.

Visual Aesthetic: 6

Wacky Dress Sense: 2

Freak Factor: 9

Johnny Depp reinvented with a highlander look. Where the fuck is the hat?

Visual Aesthetic: 8

Wacky Dress Sense: 7

Freak Factor: 4

Bloke with eye-patch. Not impressed.

Visual Aesthetic: 4

Wacky Dress Sense: -14

Freak Factor: 1

Looks a bit of a shifty character to us. Should be in Wind of the Willows, striking backhanded deals with the Weasles.

Visual Aesthetic: 5.1

Wacky Dress Sense: 7

Freak Factor: 6

We thought he was supposed to be a spindly little fucker, not a fluorescent Garfield-on-drugs?

Visual Aesthetic:8

Wacky Dress Sense: 0

Freak Factor: 8.666

Don't know about you, but we definitely would...

Visual Aesthetic: 9

Wacky Dress Sense: 3

Freak Factor: 0

Two extra-podgy Matt Lucas' with ballooned-out heads and toddler T-shirts, yes we like...

Visual Aesthetic: 8

Wacky Dress Sense: 3

Freak Factor: 9

Helena-Bonham Carter with a fiery red-head and plenty of white slap. Looks a bit like Nicola from Girls Aloud.

Visual Aesthetic: 7

Dress Sense: 7

Freaky Factor: 6

If we saw this scuttling across the floorboards, we'd scream like little girls. Who wants a spooning?

Visual Aesthetic: 7

Wacky Dress Sense: 5

Freak Factor: 8

And we're supposed to be looking at what, exactly? Ah, giant mushrooms. We getcha...

Visual Aesthetic: 3

Wacky Dress Sense: 0

Freak Factor: 0.1