The worst thing you can say about Doghouse is that, on paper, it sounds like a zombie version of the appalling Lesbian Vampire Killers. Fortunately, a top Brit cast billing (Danny Dyer, Stephen Graham Noel Clarke) and a screenplay by graphic artist Dan Schaffer (Dogwith, Indigo Vertigo) makes it a potentially more appetising 'gore-com'. A bunch of lads take a break in a village infamously over-crammed with lots of ladies. Unfortunately, when they get there, most of them are dripping flesh and have breath worse than an ill dog's grunt. Time for a refund!

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