WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Grumpy ex-'Nam vet John Rambo helps a group of mercenaries rescue missionaries from the horrors of Burma.

ANY GOOD? If you can look past the upsetting subject matter and disturbing scenes, it's explosiveness will sock you in the face with the impact of a, um, Rocky uppercut. Basically, everything you could ask for in a Rambo movie. And Sly looks amazing for his age.

DO: Watch it.

DON'T: Take the missus.

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