Tekken 5

WHAT'S THE STORY? Bruising beefcakes and voluptuous vixens gather to kick 10 shades of living hell out of one another. And destroy acres of glorious scenery in the process.

TECHNICALLY SPEAKING: Fifth instalment of legendary arcade beat-'em up, this one with the cartoon levels hiked all the way up to the knee.

PLAYS LIKE: Tekken 3 on steroids.

FOR: Man beaters. Woman beaters. People who can do those complicated X-Y-X-X-O-O-X button combos without breaking bones in their fingers.