Condemned: Criminal Origins

WHAT'S THE STORY? Hunt down serial killers as a FBI agent, and become embroiled in plotlines more unsettling than Twister with naked, sweaty whale folk.

TECHNICALLY SPEAKING: X-rated, first-person thriller. Inventive executions - preferably incorporating the use of paper cutters, fire pokers and meat cleavers - get a hearty thumbs up.

PLAYS LIKE: Manhunt. Call Of Cthulhu. The Punisher.

FOR: The quiet neighbour next door. Yes, the one with 76 rotting human corpses under the floorboards and vinegrated intestines in the cupboard. But you know nothing about those.