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Bayonetta

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Release Date: 08-01-2010
Platforms: PS3, Xbox 360
Publisher: Sega

Starring a big-breasted witch who loves to torture her victims before splattering 'em. Sounds like Maxim's kinda chick!

Bayonetta, star of Sega's new slasher, fulfils fantasies on many levels:

1) Those who dig secretary types (check out Bayonetta's kinky bespectacled office demeanour)

2) Those who dig leather on ladies (check out Bayonetta's kinky leather garb)

3) Those who dig large breasts (check out Bayonetta's heaving cleavage)

4) Those who dig extreme S&M (check out Bayonetta's finishing moves)

5) Those who get aroused by video game characters (check our Bayonetta's pixels)

For those who just want a darn fine action game, kinda like a female Devil May Cry, but with added tongue-in-cheek gore and hilariously cool supernatural twists (like being able to remove your head and use it as a weapon - INCREDIBLE!), Bayonetta is great fun.

As you've probably figured by now, you star as this kinky witch sort with huge knockers, who goes around horribly torturing hordes of supernatural filth with guillotines and iron maidens etc, while strategically providing gamers with glimpses of her titillating pixels.

Developed by some dudes behind the Resident Evil and Devil May Cry games, this hack ' slash adventure is funny, unique and splendidly entertaining. A must-have for action fans.

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