WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Homicidal weirdo discloses life-long ambition to rub ice cream into Julie Andrews' naked derriere, then has his house invaded by skinhead evangelists.

ANY GOOD? Absurd British comedy at its finest. Previously banned because Ben & Jerry's didn't want its ice cream associated with such unsavouriness.

BEST BIT: The Streatham ressurection of JC walking across a bath-full of water. Or said weirdo dismembering the manager of his local curryhouse for not posting him a Xmas card.

EXTRAS: Short film, deleted scenes and commentaries.