The Quest

WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 21 year old virgin goes on a cherry-popping mission of sun-soaked Mexico, while two dwarves strive to sate their own throbbing trouser bulges.

ANY GOOD? Semi-docu, unscripted style means it's essentially Porkys told in the style of This Is Spinal Tap.

COULD ALSO BE CALLED: 'Jackass in love'.

BEST BITS: The simulated beach sex compo. Watching bronzed female flesh gyrate round greased poles is certainly better than donkey rides and sandcastles on Blackpool Sands.

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