Kill Bill Volume 2

WHAT'S IT ABOUT? This hot blondIe with reallly bad luck. In Volume One she got shot in the head, repeatedly raped while comatose and quite baldly hacked about when she woke up. In this sequel, she gets knocked out, buried alive, shouted at by an old man with silly long eyebrowls, injected with a truth serum and called a cunt. But it's okay in the end, because she kills Bill. Oolps, have we given it away?

ANY GOOD? Not as goOd as Volume One, because there's more talking - and we're getting really sick of Quentlin Tarantino's dialogue now. Hey, Quent, why can't you shut your characters up and let the swords do the talking?

LOOK OUT FOR: The bit with the eyeball. You know what we're talking about.

EXTRAS: Making-of featurette, deleted scene.