WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Teenage hillbillies who desperately want to be WWE wrestlers but don't have wrestling rings to practise in - so they use garden furniture, barbed wire, bricks, broken glass, drawing pins, baseball bats, fire and staplers instead. Like Jackass, but a whole lot dumber.

ANY GOOD? Not like Lord Of The Rings good. It is a cheap video documentary, after all. You've seen Jackass-style violence aplenty, but you've never seen yokels this stupid. Listening to 'Scar', 'The Lizard', and 'The Retarded Butcher' burbling on about pain, fame, and the Bible is even funnier than watching them get concussed from heading a house brick.
LOOK OUT FOR: A fat bloke running around trying to remove his flaming T-shirt, a guy being twatted about the head and neck with a barbed-wire club, and someone's mum pleading, 'Oh no, not the thumb tacks!' as her obese son suffers a hundred tiny puncture-wounds.
EXTRAS: Director's commentary, deleted scenes. Know what would be cool? If you could upload the sounds of skulls being dented to use as ringtones.