WHAT'S THE STORY? All 11 episodes of the brilliant TV crime drama. Heavyweight psychologist tackles murders galore, while perving over a female detective and getting completely ratfaced.

ANY GOOD? One of the best crime series ever. Less controversial by today's standards, but still more addictive than jam doughnuts with extra jam - Cracker's recommended daily cop diet!

HAS GOT: Grittiness. Marriage problems. Last month's episode. Robert Carlyle's skinheaded nutter. Robbie Coltrane's 64-inch waistline.

HASN'T GOT: An evil, pussy-stroking nemesis with a stupid name.

FREEBIES: We've got 1 of these amazing DVD boxsets to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 2 November 2006.