District 13

WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Martial arts cop and prison con (parkour star David Belle) building-jump their way through a dodgy French district in search of a stolen bomb.

ANY GOOD? Blazing barrage of outrageously cool action and inhuman stunts. Escapes a punch-up with The Transporter, Ong-Bak and um, Hard To Kill 2, with little more than a grazed knee.

COULD BEAT UP: Hulk Hogan. Chuck Norris. Basher Briggs from the local comp.

COULDN'T BEAT UP: A 23-foot Romford bouncer armed with the high-pitched shrieking capacity of an Essex tart. Special move: screaming "Ricccccckkkkeeeeeeeeee!!!!!" 'til your head blows up.

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