WHAT'S IT ABOUT? WW2 POWs tackle German prison guards in violent footy match. Allies rope in Pele, Bobby Moore, Ossie and John Wark 'cos they reckon they're a bit good.
ANY GOOD? Some people say it's stoopid, we say it's funny, fist-in-the-air, enjoyable, patriotic brilliance! Plus, we now have a flag to hang outside our house.
REASON TO WATCH: Sly Stallone in goal. Was the world's most baffling selection choice ever, up until Sven decided Owen Hargreaves was worth a punt.
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