WHAT'S IT ABOUT? The Magnificent Seven returns to the East in a China-style Seven Samurai! Seven swordy folk rise against a homicidal warlord, currently exploiting a martial arts ban for his own evil gains.
ANY GOOD? Head-rolling, limb-hacking, Oriental, epic fun! Fighting has never been so pretty. (Except during Jordan Vs Jodie Marsh bitchfights. Actually, nah...).
ALT. USE FOR SWORDS: Keeping John Barnes tanked up with super-long Shish Kebabs.
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