WHAT'S IT ABOUT? A child killer is released from prison and unleashes calculated plan to bring down her partner in crime.

ANY GOOD? The final part in Old Boy director's trilogy (also includes Sympathy For Mister Vengeance). It's dark, beautiful, stylish, weird and mildly confusing. Fart gags inevitably absent.

BEST BITS: Oral lesbo sex with a fat blob in prison. The brutal coming together of Vengeance's plan. It lasts forever!

OTHER THINGS THAT LAST FOREVER: Peter Ebdon snooker finals.