WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Russian martial artists, Abel Xavier look-alikes and Chinese officials jostle over a mysterious snuff bottle. Not entirely sure why. Makes for an interesting spectacle though.

ANY GOOD? Cheesy '70s kung fu frolics at full throttle, complete with nasty dubbing. Decent fight scenes mean it's worthy of cult status.

BEST BITS: An androgynous, backflipping kid humiliating Russian henchmen. The fight scene involving large blades on swishing chains. Could give someone a brutal haircut.