King Kong SE

WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Big, hairy monkey falls for girl. You must know the story by now. This is the second blimin' remake.

ANY GOOD? It's great, but can you believe a full hour passes before you even clap eyes on the Kongster? Dazzling effects though. So dazzling, you'll need a pair of Raybans.

BEST BITS: Actually, the bit where a sailor has his head sucked up by sea worms is worth a mention. If you hate creepy crawlies, this'll make you shiver like a girl.

FREEBIES: We've got a portable DVD player and a copy of this brilliant 2-disc DVD to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 17 April 2006.