WHAT'S IT ABOUT? Big, hairy monkey falls for girl. You must know the story by now. This is the second blimin' remake.

ANY GOOD? It's great, but can you believe a full hour passes before you even clap eyes on the Kongster? Dazzling effects though. So dazzling, you'll need a pair of Raybans.

BEST BITS: Actually, the bit where a sailor has his head sucked up by sea worms is worth a mention. If you hate creepy crawlies, this'll make you shiver like a girl.

FREEBIES: We've got a portable DVD player and a copy of this brilliant 2-disc DVD to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 17 April 2006.