Transporter 2 (Uncut Version)

WHAT'S IT ABOUT? An ex-mercenary is forced to rescue a kid from the hands of ruthless kidnappers, then uncovers sinister biological plot.

ANY GOOD? Overblown OTT action sequences executed in a bizarrely dry fashion. It's Steven Segal meets indie arthouse! Doesn't that just sound like the best film ever?

BEST BITS: Super sexy Kate Nauta rampaging down hospital corridors in suspenders and stillettoes. Or Statham's ridiculous removal of a car bomb. Both scenes will drain your mouths of drool.

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