Goal!

WHAT'S IT ABOUT? L.A.-based Mexican lad bags a trial at Newcastle United. You can probably guess the rest. 

ANY GOOD? Runs out cliches at a rate of two-a-second, but who cares, it's bloody good fun, and left us with feel-good grins too wide for our faces.

GOOD BITS: David Beckham's hilarious five-second cameo. He's even laughably crap at playing himself! Hahaha.

FREEBIES: We've got 5 of these brilliant DVDs to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 17 March 2006.

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