WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 'Tis Holy Wars time and Crusader knights are forced to protect Jerusalem from peeved Saracens.

ANY GOOD? Does a fine job of tackling tricky subject matter. Expect glorious battle scenes that will empty a lesser man's stomach. Plus love scenes that will empty any man's stomach!

DUMB GIT AWARD: Orlando Bloom's rejection of the King's little sis' ends up with 1000s of lives lost. What a bell-end!

EXTRAS: The usual featurettes and commentaries.