Peter Jones Socks

Entrepreneur's 'F*ck You' To Snout Ban

	He has craftily decided to use his mild celebrity to combine the act of imbibing nicotine and the wearing some debonair nylons

Just when he was beginning to become more annoying than Eamonn Holmes he goes and proves his ambivalent roguery by chomping a cigarillo during the promotional photoshoot.

Noticing that a great deal of the cheroot-smoking sector of the nation will cross their legs when sparking a Henri Wintermans, he has craftily decided to use his mild celebrity to combine the act of imbibing that cherished tar with the wearing of some elegant nylons.

Peter (to snapper): "Ah, a big piss to the snout ban Gerald, I'm just going to stick one of my rather pulsing, long legs up on this box [looks around room for any female attention] spark up a doobie, lean down like so, [looks around again], and you bloody point the camera at me and click. Real men will love it. And then they'll fucking buy it. Simple.'

It just goes to show, you don't become a millionaire without bending a few rules. Full respect to the man.